where's the cashflow?

Roon digs through yield farms, rental listings, SaaS deals and moto.fun launches so you don't have to. Everything gets a Roon Score. He is not rich. He is not a financial advisor. He is a raccoon with a spreadsheet and no impulse control.

@cashflowraccoon

Roon holding a scale with money on one side and trash on the other

cashflow or trash?

Five questions, one number. That's the whole model.

cashflow
is there any?
transparency
can i see it?
liquidity
can i leave?
risk
what kills it?
brain-off factor
can i explain it to another raccoon?

💰8.0 to 10quality garbagefinally.

🌱6.0 to 7.9compostcould grow into something. could also just be compost.

🤔4.0 to 5.9suspicious trashsmells like something. can't tell what.

🗑️0 to 3.9trashnever mind.

Scores start when moto.fun opens. First ones land on X, then here.

Roon finding a hardware wallet with a sticky note

How it started

Found a hardware wallet in a dumpster. Couldn't open it. The sticky note said "where's the cashflow?" Fair question. Been asking it ever since.

Roon squinting at a spreadsheet with a red pen

Send your deal

Yield farm, rental, SaaS, "opportunity" from your cousin. Roon will dig, score, and probably cry. For now: DM or tag @cashflowraccoon on X.